Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 09, 2018
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Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).
Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?
by mr richard August 13, 2019
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ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.
Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'
by DJ CHAD March 04, 2021
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baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.
That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5
by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017
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Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.
Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though
by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018
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Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025
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Bake and Shake

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.
by boilsucker August 15, 2014
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