The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them

Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?

by March 12, 2024

The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022

Last of the Mohicans

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

by SpodaFucker February 05, 2024

last name draper

guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean

imagine the draper twins being nice.
-last name draper-

by Hey hey hey!!! September 20, 2020

last name draper

guy draper is mean to like so many people including me. he’s nice to abby. but like me and abby were on facetime and then the phone fell on my head and now i have a concussion. also he said “no one cares about you”that’s hashtag rude. also jackson is mean bc he calls me mean yeah

last name draper-

woah imagine the draper twins being nice woahhhh

by jeisosnndjsikamdhdundjwosbd September 20, 2020

Adi's Last Shot

The last shot of alcohol that is biologically feasible

I passed out right after I had Adi's Last Shot last night.

by jpm_crew October 26, 2017

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 29, 2021