Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021