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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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jess madigan

The most beautiful girl you will ever see. Bubbly,kind, caring, hilarious. Hot.
by Zzzeea January 28, 2018
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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
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jess magana

omg yea that girl jess magana loves to tickle booties
by supercoolpersonandNOTsofia!!! February 14, 2022
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Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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