A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.
by Denuit87 August 05, 2021
A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 24, 2015
Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.
Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.
Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.
Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.
by Cogashuko October 21, 2020
Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
by Pardig September 06, 2021
by TK685 May 07, 2017
This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.
This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1
Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...
(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!
Example 2
Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...
Example 3
Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?
Friend: "Yeah"
Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!
Friend: (Staring at Guy)
Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...
(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!
Example 2
Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...
Example 3
Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?
Friend: "Yeah"
Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!
Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone May 19, 2011
by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 07, 2018