Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.

Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!

by Tigersex October 29, 2021

Smile

A word that can be used to verbally explain how someone is feeling, or, intends to pass themselves off as.

"You are looking good today, smile"

by Kool Kid Killin'it 69 420 April 1, 2022

cervix with a smile

Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.

As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

skin smiling

an insincere and fake “smile” that usually doesn’t reach someone’s eyes. this type of “smile” will typically feel creepy or off putting because it is.

“dude, my dog was skin smiling at me last night!”
“did you check it for a zipper?”

by anonymous March 9, 2022

hung smile

The quick smile a woman has when she randomly recalls the size of her ex boyfriends extraordinary huge penis.

Mel: "I once went out with a guy who was hung like a horse."

Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"

by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality

That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake

by GuyLampShade May 31, 2022

Scarsdale smile

A smile that tells you someone is rich enough to not have a soul

She knew he was bad news when he gave her a Scarsdale smile

by Sneech August 11, 2021