Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

Russian Bias

Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.

It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.

xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Mordador November 5, 2019

orange russian

If Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin had a baby.

I'd love to be an orange russian, my parents would be two of the most powerful people in the world!

by hellomyfriendz April 18, 2018

Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

by Professor Gibbons June 14, 2016

russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017

Russian Roulette

When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.

I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.

by Dirk Digggler December 9, 2008

Russian International

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc

ur nothing more than a russian international

damn that guy is a russian international

by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007