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Trance Zombies 

People who listen to way too much trance music. Trance zombies usually also intake way more ecstacy than needed turning them into etarded mindless drones that are overly fascinated with microlights.
Look at these kids listening to Tiesto..they look like a bunch of trance zombies
Trance Zombies by Guiee wolffe.. September 14, 2010

Turners Lizard Zombie 

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.
Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

Zombie Piñata 

Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.
Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man

zombie sauce 

Holy shit, you're covered in zombie sauce!
zombie sauce by Zombie Master July 14, 2006
something that is brainless,will put anything in its mouth,and limps, and if it weren't green it could be easilly mistaken for a peg legged college girl.
college guy:Dude that limpy chick at that party last night was totally all up in my business
college guy 2:wait.. was that the green one?
college guy:yeah
college guy 2:that was a zombie, man..
college guy:whatd you say? the lines breaking up.. oh hey shes at my door see you tomorrow dude *hangs up*
zombie by zombie romancer July 29, 2009
Anyone who is in a church building during service, especially during the priest/preacher sermon.
The church sermon dragged on for so long, I felt like a zombie.
zombie by sdsdfsdfwewre3 October 6, 2003