Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

by undecillion March 25, 2026

Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack

When a man ejaculates onto a Hawaiian roll, and then spreads yogurt on it and adding another roll to make a sandwich, he then proceeds to give it to someone without their knowledge of it’s contents.

Dude, I totally got pranked by a Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack yesterday!

by WeekSluZV January 6, 2026

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023