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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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19 year old

Random: What's a retard?
Everyone who agrees with my definition: A 19 year old
by shitstack11 January 23, 2021
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12 year old

12 year olds these days are playing fortnite while hitting their juul and cussing at their mom they are hated by most teens and are so ready to be a teen they are probably more mature than you think they are
12 year old-fuck bro hand me my mother fucking juul this bitch just called me 12 like i’m gonna be 13 next month
by 69$$$$$$ October 19, 2018
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7 year old gamers

7 year old gamers are typically into Minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own "secret" YouTube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
They sometimes own their own singing channels (don't worry it's worse than their "lets-plays" and grammar combined)
by Pengueleon July 23, 2016
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12 year old's

A 12-year-old is typically used as a condescending generalization for someone nieve, immature, or weird on the internet.
In COD lobby chat
12 year old's: get slammed you pussys let's go EZ!!!
Normal human: STFU 12-year-old
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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nine year old army

The most loyal group of Pewdiepie supporters in existence. If T-series passes, these will be the last survivors to fend for their king.
Bob: Hey, you part of the nine year old army
Joe: What's that?
Bob: Pewdiepie's most loyal subscribers.
Joe: Sign me up!

Grade 4 teacher: Shut up and listen.
by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019
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Horny 10-year olds

A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
Also see loser.
by Shady51 March 23, 2004
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