wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

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zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.

Zayns wife is a masterpiece!

by belles husband July 25, 2022

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shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017

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Wife

Yeah, but, I've seen your wife and I've seen worse looking, lower quality men fucking women that look better than her.

Hym "So, how does that work with your wife? She just couldn't do better if she wanted to? Because if they only select the best men they can find, then by your own logic, she isn't good enough for the men that are better than you. You're the highest apple she can reach on the tree of sexual selection. And there ARE men better than you, right? Are the better men just not aware of her existence? Are you hiding her from them? What can she do to improve her desirability so that she doesn't have to settle for you? You also ommitted one of the selection criteria because you are a fucking coward. You did that deliberately. So, is your cock fat? Do you have a fat cock? Or is your wife just not good enough for a fat cock or are you one of the inferior fat cocks who has to settle for her? What is the correlation between fat cock and desirability? Pretty sure my thing is the correct one. You kind of need it not to be because all of this nonsense about the 'work' you did to 'make yourself desirable' extracurricular. Not real. What you did and what you know about women is irrelevant because fat cock is peak desirability. By default. Rendering all your advice meaningless. I just don't see how you reconcile your relationship with your world view. You're the however-high-on-value-you-happen-to-be male and she is...

A good girl for not getting slutted-out while you slutted out other woman and waiting for you (her best option) to find her. 'Wait for me to get done fucking all these women AND THEN I'll have a relationship with you. Just hold on a sec while I contribute to these other girl's body count and ruin them for other high value men AND THEN I'll be your husband. Don't do the thing the other women I fucked did... Which is... fuck me... before I was ready to have a relationship with you...' So, you're only together because neither of you can fuck people better than eachother? Is there any way for her to INCREASE her value? Because it's implicit in your ethos that she's doing the best she could possibly do.... So, why isn't she working on herself? If there are better men than you... her value could increase.... why isn't she trying to increase her value... to get the men that are better than you... if her goal is to get the best man... rather than the YOU man. Either her value CAN'T increase. YOUR value must be so much greater than hers that even improvement wouldn't lead her value to surpass your and (therefore) still couldn't do better than you. OR there is something else contributing to her decision to maintain the same value when she SHOULD be trying to find someone better than you. I guess it's good for you that your wife sucks a much as she does or she would be with a pro athlete with a fatter cock."

by Hym Iam May 27, 2023

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