sheriff wally

The jew with a huge nose, breathing all our air, trying to tell everyone what to do; all the while being a FUCKING IDIOT.

Can be seen watching CNN and playing with coloring books.

Here we go, "Sheriff Wally" is calling me again. I wonder what he wants now.

by the_always_unknown August 16, 2011

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

evil willy

An Afrian American's black hole which is known as the ass hole.

"DAYMN nigga, did jew see dat evil willy? Bitch wuz gappin!"

"Aww hell nah. Dat evil willy smelt DANKY fresh."

"Dammit Jacob, you smell like a black dudes evil willy."

by Cracka Master September 25, 2013

Kitty willy

After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear

I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy

by jlumz September 5, 2016

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

Brought to you by the one and only

Briano R

by Briano R February 21, 2017

mr willy

Jeff caughy 7 inch dick

Holly jeff caughy has a 7 inch mr willy

by Jensfir May 28, 2017