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post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.
Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
by rog43 January 29, 2022
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Skinny Water

It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)
Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?
by Lola Scotty April 14, 2022
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Wolf Warrior

Slang for Chinese ultranationalist, who see themselves as a master race against Asians and Westerners.

Taken from a 2015 movie titled Wolf Warrior, infamous for being a pro-war, pro-party propaganda piece.

Once an insult, now adopted by mainland Chinese supporters of the Chinese Communist Party.
"Everything for the glorious homeland, rise up fellow wolf warriors!"
by Serocco April 28, 2022
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Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out
Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.
by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022
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Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight
Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.
by Tri tri May 25, 2022
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Hyrule warriors AoC

Hyrule warriors AoC might be even better then breath of the wild just beacuse it has more story. i am probaly going to get killed for this but hyrule warriors is better then BoTW
by Your average sigma male December 8, 2022
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desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023
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