watch Harry Potter

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.

"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."

by Onii June 4, 2004

midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to

Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!

by jlewis1 November 21, 2010

Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.

My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.

by Me1017 October 21, 2008

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.

by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021

whatcha

aword used by rappers (rap music)means what do you.

song by Da Brat
whatcha u like(what you like)

by awadalla January 8, 2004

I like to watch

Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.

Uh.

by Blargh. June 28, 2003

Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.

Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.

by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011