Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021

Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.

I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.

by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016

Walking Wetpatch

a really horny looking woman who makes you feel good

she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch

by urbane two wheeler August 25, 2011

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

Virgin walk

there head is down hands in there pockets; stiff walking fast. usually there name is andrew , bald and fat , also someone who plays destiny 2 and doesnt get girls and cant talk to girls

ANDREW STOP VIRGIN WALKING ! UR GOING TO FAST ! WHO R U TRYING TO IMPRESS??? BROOKE???

by MyNameIsAndrew October 16, 2020

Walking Abraham

when your take a female, turn her upside down placing her legs over your shoulders. you then place her muff on your chin like a beard- hence the walking abraham.

Walking Abraham

by Dr Blumpy Dallas Fogbank June 23, 2011

scutta walk

the way a scutta walks, usually unsual cause she a fuck machine.

"Man brah, look at dat scutta walk."
"Yea man she a hoe."

by tyty all day way January 29, 2010