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wifing

I purchases a thermal mug with the saying being a boss and wifing business...
by Pennwynne June 12, 2022
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olivias wife

by Imkingsobackoff September 15, 2021
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Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out
Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024
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Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.
Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed
by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016
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wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.
by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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