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as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
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Singing Among us In public

When Your so stupid you do this Bullcrap
by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
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among us pee drinker

The number one term used by everyone. Without this, the world wouldn't go round.

Do not name yourself this in a Kahoot game ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Check your basement
The among us pee drinker licked my toes in the basement ๐Ÿ˜ณ
by dont message me December 19, 2022
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tomorrow there'll be more of us

Something that can be sung to any Hamilfan that can make them cry in a matter of three seconds.
Ally: Hey Victoria?
Victoria: Yeah?
Ally: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
Victoria:
Victoria:
Ally: Wait Victoria please don't cry I'm sorry-
by Sir. Sing-a-alot February 16, 2019
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Among Us Alien Sight

Among Us Alien Sight is ancient place where, 3000 years ago, Among Us Aliens showed up, while infecting other people by their liquid, Suslux. They created ancient arena where Among Us civilization fought for life. Among Us civilization
started spreading to other territories, 2500 years ago. When they came to the coastline (today, city Neum) they managed to establish the first embassy in the world, called Among Us Patriot Embassy. Today, there are leftovers of the embassy.
Among Us Alien Sight is ancient place where, 3000 years ago, Among Us Aliens showed up, while infecting other people by their liquid, Suslux. They created ancient arena where Among Us civilization fought for life. Among Us civilization
started spreading to other territories, 2500 years ago. When they came to the coastline (today, city Neum) they managed to establish the first embassy in the world, called Among Us Patriot Embassy. Today, there are leftovers of the embassy.
by balkanwonders March 27, 2022
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