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turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
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Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016
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Turd Immunity

(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.

Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
by CaliWiseGuy April 20, 2020
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turd gen

a third generation camaro made from 82-92 usually having the infamous turd 305 engine and automatic transmission that needs paint and bodywork.4th gen V6's can usually beat them , especially the 3.8 lol/when your third gen v8 camaro runs 15-16's in the quarter mile/spray painted interior that looks about ghey
Brandon ran his turd gen at tha local 1/8 mile strip and got a 10.50 out of it(turd)
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen
by henrypissesuoff March 27, 2007
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Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!
by Bob Schway May 23, 2006
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Turd Nazi

1. A person who is so evil, you think of both turds and nazis just by seeing them.

2. An exclamation used to express extreme aggrivation.
ex 1. Oh god, here comes Derrick, he's such a Turd Nazi.

ex 2. *After you have been at work for over half an hour, you realize you've left the stove on* "TURD NAZI!"
by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010
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Turd Reich

While the Turd Reich was previously attributed to the Bush administration, the most recent Trump administration deserves the title based on his four years in office. From the blatant fascism to the refusal to denounce white supremacists, Trump's Turd Reich will always be remembered for it's failed insurrection, cruelty to migrant children, and being one of the absolute worst responses to a global pandemic.
Wow, those shitflakes are really bemoaning the fall of the Turd Reich, it's very sad they cannot accept Trump lost the election.
by UnlikelyBystander May 31, 2021
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