toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

Schug Toe

A persons spiciest toe, usually the middle toe. A rare middle eastern medical condition in which a persons toe will get extremely green and spicy.

After a year of touring the Middle East my worst memory is catching schug toe.

by Dark_Brotherhood April 26, 2022

toe pit

The pit between your toes, also a french delicacy often served as canapes.

Would you like a Toe Pit madam?

Ahhh god I've got an itchy toe pit

by Toby Bogey April 16, 2017

toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.

“Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash”
“Step off bitch, toes goes!”

by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017

Milky Toes

When a girls tits are so floppy her nipples point downwards.

Damn, you see that girls tits? She could give herself milky toes!

by pjames6 November 11, 2020

Buss toe

Someone who has HIV/AIDS.

The man has been living with buss toe for 3 years now.

by Mizthickgyal20 September 6, 2019

Cara-toe

A combination of caravan and cameltoe. A group of women all with cameltoe, usually in yoga pants.

Did you see that Cara-toe go by earlier? It was like a convention of cameltoe.

by Osgrip1931 November 24, 2014