Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

Among Us Sus Imposter

Means a killer crewmate

Ur Among Us Sus Imposter

by DictionaryBot {Premium} October 9, 2021

tomorrow there'll be more of us

Something that can be sung to any Hamilfan that can make them cry in a matter of three seconds.

Ally: Hey Victoria?
Victoria: Yeah?
Ally: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MORE OF US
Victoria:
Victoria:
Ally: Wait Victoria please don't cry I'm sorry-

by Sir. Sing-a-alot February 16, 2019

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

Singing Among us In public

When Your so stupid you do this Bullcrap

Singing among us in public is bad

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Among Us The Comic: Polus

Join Red and many other characters as they crash into Polus, have to complete tasks, and fix the ship. Can Red and his fellow crewmates find a killer before this all comes crashing down? Made from Arificial.

Arificial: I read this comic call Among Us The Comic: Polus

by Your bob September 2, 2022

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022