piss poor

Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.

Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ass piss

1. Diarrhea
2. Light beer
3. All of the above

Bartender, can I order a bottle of Ass Piss?

by RedBlade7 April 1, 2008

skunk piss

Any low quality, generic, substandard, crappy tasting, lousy beer or booze.

Frank threw a party last weekend. It was a good time except for the skunk piss the bartender was serving. I got all pissed up at the party and got even with him. First I did an upper deck in his john, then I did a Cleveland Rewind and on my way out, I did a technicolor yawn on his living room floor. Frank is such an idiot!

by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006

Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.

John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind

by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014

piss-ass

inferior or mediocre in comparison to previous examples or other instances

"This tool has a piss-ass design compared to the 2005 model"

by TommyShawFan1234 March 5, 2007

Coffee Piss

That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.

"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."

by Sir Bryan of Smack December 7, 2009

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006