nerd bingo

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.

"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"

by spyhd3r October 14, 2009

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

Airplane nerd

Some annoying nibba, always ranting about boing airplanes even though no one cares.

Someone who has a house filled with airplanes and usually has issues finding people willing to listen to his fun facts

M - hey anders how are you?
A - did you know boing 207 are very awesome the have...
M - shut up you airplane nerd

by Lars Pedersen March 9, 2020

nerd-a-stud

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.

If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"

by Jon Kong March 10, 2009

Nerd

A lonely man. With a small toothbrush.

Wow, look at that nerd, I would hate to have a toothbrush that small...
toothbrush

by Mattxy8 January 17, 2011

Nerd

Nerd- They don't lift weights being scrawny, own items such as motorcycles, sports cars, handguns, rifles, or anything that is actually attractive, are unclean having a pigsty of a home, and generally smell bad. There a variation of Geek but have been consumed by loserness. Normally developing in early childhood. A Geek born with retardation is a Nerd.

Damn dude I can smell you from four feet away. You have enough time to complete every quest on Skyrim and World of Warcraft combined but not enough time to shower before work. Your such a Nerd.

There is a reason why Best Buy has a Geek Squad and not a Nerd Squad. For one the smell would drive away customers.

by Geek DDI October 20, 2012

YOU NERD

A playful term used by girls to describe someone who did something a little too perfect or clumsy.

You NERD (smile)! You don't have to drive us all. We can take our own cars and follow you.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003