Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016

Lemonade kisses

When a guy gives head to a girl, after a long hot day, and gets all the sweaty/piss juice in his mouth. And the girl gives the guy head, and gets cum in her mouth.

Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.

Dude, I was terin it up last night, but she made me give her lemonade kisses first.

by SteRex September 18, 2019

Doggy kiss

Completely unrelated to doggy style despite the name, a doggy kiss is when one partner takes a shit without wiping, and then the other partner orally pleasures the first partner's anus. Immediately after, both partners make out very intensely making sure that the second partner doesn't spit beforehand.

I heard you and Karen tried the Doggy Kiss yesterday.

Yeah, it was absolutely scrumptious.

by Repu Gama January 20, 2020

Rainbow kiss

When a boy/girl gives a girl a head getting all the blood in there mouth and then the girl gives the boy/girl a blowjob and gets cum in her mouth then they kiss and mix the contements

I have nothing to say 😥 a rainbow kiss

by anonymous December 24, 2020