When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.
by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021
Get the fake blowiemug. by Talbor August 9, 2020
Get the Fake Awakemug. Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.
“_____ is such a fake friend”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.
Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
Get the Fake Buzzmug. Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.
(Doesn't ever happen)
Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.
(Doesn't ever happen)
Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.
by misstara007 June 10, 2022
Get the Trigger fakemug. They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.
“____ is such a fake friend.”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
Get the fake friendmug. Just acting. I'm finna pull up rn over there, I'm around the corner. He on this block Don't let them give you a time ooh that's bad 5-20 min he lying his a**"fake in mode."
by Ghetto Christmas October 31, 2020
Get the Fake In Modemug.