fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019

fake death

when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive

Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!

by psycho_man December 10, 2019

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018