Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.

Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.

by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024

Tea Towel

A very sexy man

Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!

by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

Tea Sipper

"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.

I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.

by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024

Tea Sipper

"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.

I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.

by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024