/b/tard 

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

/b/tard by Conductor Cat November 10, 2008

D-tard

Doubly Retarded
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A combonation of "Dee-dee-dee" and Retard

Also be spelled as Deetard

~Random game character doesn't do what you want it to do~

You: ...D-tard

D-tard by Jorrell Cleave February 16, 2008

re-re-tard 

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.

You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?

re-re-tard by wildmanchild February 8, 2010

fuck-tard 

one that is really fucking retarded

Chody is a fuck-tard, he shorted out missy's classroom.

fuck-tard by The Klan Members May 24, 2005

Fuck Tard 

Fuck Tard… a person in a position of power or authority that is a fucking retard, causing them to inadvertently fuck people over. This person is usually innocuous or benign, but is so stupid that they always fuck something up, causing someone to get fucked over.

EXAMPLE.. "My Fuck Tard boss shorted my paycheck again"

Fuck Tard by smendez April 11, 2010

E-tard 

A person who has done too much extasy either heroin based or coke based or any X and has fucked up their brains too much, usually found at raves or in sniffing VICKS VAPOR RUB!

Man your such an E-tard why are you sniffing vicks vapor rub

man what are you t t ttalkin about im not on ex!

E-tard by Noah gyles May 12, 2006

C-tard 

A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.

John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!

C-tard by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010