Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

Tom Segura Phenomenon by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Tom from the Sac 

Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.

Takes his pants off when he senses danger.

Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.

If you know him, you’re lucky.

Who’s that sexy, hairy man?

Oh, that’s just Tom from the Sac. He’s a big deal, just ask him.

Tom from the Sac by Not the Rams QB November 10, 2022

Tom and Nynx 

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

Tom and Nynx by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

Tom Pearling It 

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

Tom Pearling It by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

Tom-Faced 

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

Tom-Faced by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

Tom's Disco Day 

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

Tom's Disco Day by Steve-o April 27, 2006

Tom-Gibson 

A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.

My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.

Tom-Gibson by MaesMaze May 26, 2009