Thomas Wiley

The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.

Person 1:"OMG jessica Todd is such a Thomas Wiley"
Person 2" ong"

by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?

Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."

by A _ Credible _ Source December 14, 2022

thomas history month

Used in March, Also adds a extra day to Black History Month due to February being cut short. THM is celebrated because Thomas’ deserve recognition. Thomas Charles Norris is in charge of the rules and can change them at any time

Hey Tamera, did you know that march is Thomas History Month?

by Drakayy March 7, 2023

Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive

Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*

by Revveio May 6, 2023

Thomas R. Grover Middle School

A middle school in West Windsor, NJ that pwns Community Middle School (CMS) in Mathcounts, FPS, and Sports. Commonly referred to as GMS. Also got defined on urban dictionary before CMS.
The school mascot is the jaguar.

I go to Thomas R. Grover Middle School and I love it there.

by The GMS ninja wizard January 20, 2011

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004