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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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Moose Man

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*
by Alios735 December 5, 2020
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Moosing

When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.
"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023
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Moose move

Wow such a scumbag act, what a moose move.
by buoyhouse August 21, 2022
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Moose

Someone who yawns loudly and sounds like a moose
Omg april is such a moose
by Cowrapist November 5, 2017
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Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with
My mate pulled this moose mate
by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022
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Luca Moose

a chill fella who sells candy that he stole.
“woah Luca Moose snapped me!”
“OMG he’s so hot!!”
by 🇮🇪👹😘 July 16, 2023
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