Matt

A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks

I am Matt I like brunttes

by I am not Matt for real tho April 22, 2022

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Matt

Fat cunt who probably eats some weird shit like prunes or like round popcorn.

“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)

People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.

by sebacostamr May 18, 2019

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Matt

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.

Matt is fucking stupid.

by GodSlasher June 30, 2019

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your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.

1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!

by Moloch666 March 15, 2005

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matt dingman

A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid

Example Matt dingman likes dick.

by You lifeguard January 26, 2015

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