Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

tree gals

besically girls hu r lesboic and climb trees

some examples of tree gals are: aime ellie and meme

by sparks da ledge August 29, 2005

tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

by Basher August 29, 2003

scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

by cysm May 21, 2005