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Bella Maria Jones

The most hottest, baddest, most beautiful person on earth that everyone looks up to.
Bella Maria Jones is a goddess and is the person people will look up to.
by hot baddie b February 11, 2021
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elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
by copforhoeism March 18, 2020
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Troll Jones-ing

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.
Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"
by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016
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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
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Ronald Jones II

A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.
I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.
by EpicBeansTown September 15, 2021
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talia noelle jones

perfection. talia noella jones is perfecr.
woah there is talia noelle jones, she is perfect
by swaggy del April 17, 2021
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Indiana Jones Boulder

When a large man/woman rolls on top of you while you wear a fedora.
A: Man, did you see Chris? He paid that whore to Indiana Jones Boulder him last night!

B: I did! She broke his nose!
by Hlavad June 25, 2014
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