Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.

by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023

Donkey Dickin

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod

She was super wet from riding his magic donkey

by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020

donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019

donkey poodle

a joke name for a camelid whith the scientific name of vicugna pacaos

donkey poodles are so cute

by yunxiao February 17, 2021

donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.

Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.

by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021