siren surf

Following closely behind an ambulance or fire engine in your car, passing all the other cars that have pulled over. A great thing to do during peak traffic hours when the streets are packed with cars.

I was running late for work this morning, but I made up lots of time when that ambulance passed me. I siren surfed through the busiest part of town and made it there on time.

by Ricky Pompeii May 6, 2007

Camp Surf

Is heaven with salt water. An amazing place to get away when in San Diego. Come equipped with amazing Australian Counselors and great food. amazing fun and happiness is founded at this place.

"Hey Mr. Shark, I wanna cross your ocean. If not, Why not? I'm on my way to camp SURF!

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

surfer

surfing isnt a sport its a way of life. and fukheads who think theyr surfers cos theyv got a pricy bord need 2 try gettin up at 5 30 to catch 7 ft waves. for any1 who wants 2 no the ranks go stant up surfers, knee borders, then ya got ur dick dragers or body boards even there higher than the posers.

surfer
poser talk: this is narly dude.
his mate: totaly man
bull shit we dnt tlk like this

by afford October 31, 2007

Surf Mermaid

a mix between a surfer and a mermaid!an experiment gone wrong!

Diane Drews

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

carpet surf

A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".

I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.

If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.

by C Grim January 27, 2014

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

by Swagger-jagger August 22, 2014