Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

Your Mum

She's gay

Wow Your mum is super gay

by sjdjshfhh November 4, 2020

your mum

to insult someone.

what time is it?

your mum

by enlwligliebgreirenogr January 2, 2022

ur mum

well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.

Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM

by good peoples July 29, 2022

Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018