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Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024
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statu

for idiots that are trying to say status? or stats. or statistics. fucking EU teeth people.
NINI wanted to find out her streaming statu since it made her sad.
by YouBeLion October 9, 2020
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Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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Dip Status

When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.
"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."
by Look At Flowers April 18, 2010
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Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4
My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)
by King Co July 6, 2021
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Status Spammer

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.
status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!
by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011
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