Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

Spoon Scraper

An adjective applied to FPS players when they kill an enemy that an ally was trying to kill first.

That guy was mine! You're a Spoon Scraper.

by ersea April 19, 2013

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Spoonfed storytelling

Writing or scripting that feels the incessant need to over-explain everything to the viewer, even obvious things. It's most prevalent in poorly made modern movies from 2000 onward. It implies that studios believe audiences are so dumb that they won't be able to follow a complex story.

Damn, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was godawful. The special effects were cool but the spoonfed storytelling was insulting.

by MovieManiacX April 7, 2015

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 9, 2015

Spoonball

Spooning and watching football

Want to have Spoonball Sunday?

by Notsnhojnamtuo January 8, 2016

spodnaisest

The curiousity of wanting to put your genitals in or around food

"Yesterday i was feeling a little spodnaisest, so i made some pudding and stuck my dick in it." "Best night ever!"

by Rockoutman3 May 24, 2016