sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.

Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.

by Melbot September 30, 2012

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.

He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.

by Krmic February 1, 2014

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

sitting them down

verb

/sit•T͟Həm•doun/

to defeat an opponent massively, usually in a high-competition game or MMO.

-It seems like John was sitting them down at that baseball game.

-Oh, yeah, I was sittin' people down every time they dueled me. Best part is- I beat 'em with a panda bear stuffed animal item.

by Bepepepepep March 25, 2016