Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 26, 2019

Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppiestsloth

The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all-time. And he did it all without a single f***ing micromilligram of pillar campering. He is so chill you can't understand.

Nancy Pelosi: Who is SloppiestSloth?
Joe Biden: The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all time.

by Warsho September 3, 2022

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006

Tray Sloppers

Dirty sluts that give a sloppy blow job.

"Man, does hos right there? They tray sloppers."

by chad ginsburg February 12, 2009

Bro Shopping

Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects

"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"

by sexymanmeat910 April 14, 2010