Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010

shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

by mizzark April 24, 2006

Snifters

The act of rubbing your finger(s) up and around your rectum, and then sneaking up to an unsuspecting victim and placing it under their nose.

I just wrestled down Bobby and gave him the snifters!

by dink1212121 February 10, 2008

shiftoneone

Used instead of an exclamation mark depending on how many 'one' there is that is the number of exclamation marks given, see below....

Jan is hot shiftoneone = Jan is hot !!

by Prince_VampirO September 27, 2005

Sniff it

to suffer, to make one suffer.

You better straighten up your act or you going to be sniffing it. You're making me mad, there's the door, sniff it.

by Jam'ez January 12, 2006

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat

damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!

by birendra gangar September 7, 2012