sloppy joe

when the male places curly fries around his dick, and puts condiments on them (hence 'sloppy') and the girl removes them with her mouth.

Jay: dude what ever happened with that girl?
Cory: oh nothin really, she just gave me a sloppy joe.

sloppy joe by CoryMar March 5, 2009

sloppy joe

eating out a girl while she is on her period, or eating out a guys ass while he's shitting.

oh shit girl my man jus gave me a sloppy joe for my birthday, oh my gawd!

sloppy joe by DaShiz22 September 18, 2007

sloppy seconds 

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.

"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?

sloppy seconds by KHD August 30, 2003

Sloppy Munt Special 

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Sloppy Munt Special by Alan1 November 8, 2008

Sloppy Joe

A joint that was rolled so sloppy it bothers the smoker(s).

-Ay who rolled this sloppy Joe?
-i did my bad i was in a hurry.
-i don't care if you had your balls waxed off you never roll a sloppy Joe.

Sloppy Joe by StonedAge November 23, 2010

Sloppy Joe

The act of taking a poop in a woman's vagina while on her period and then having sex with her therefore creating a sloppy joe with your poop acting as the beef and the woman's period blood acting as the seasoning.

A dirty girl enjoys a nice Sloppy Joe.

Annie wanted to have sex on her period, so I decided to give her a Sloppy Joe.

Sloppy Joe by SexWolf December 31, 2013

sloppy seconds 

Sloppy Joe sandwiches left-over from a previous meal.

For breakfast Tim decided to have sloppy seconds.

sloppy seconds by cock-knocker January 18, 2003