russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

by King of 142 October 18, 2004

Nickelodeon Bitch Slap

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.

After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.

by Krisco B. January 17, 2009

bag slap

When two gay men have anal sex with eachother and their balls slap against one another.

Me and Terry had an awesome bag slap.

by Thomas Robinson April 26, 2006

cup-slap

to slap someone in the face with a cupped palm, thus creating a small air pocket, so that the impact of palm to face makes an unusual popping sound

Shut up before I cup-slap you.

by Matt Bettes October 28, 2007

turkish slap

the act of slapping or being slapped in the face by a penis

gee, I just got the biggest turkish slap from fernando today!

by FernandoGarcia January 24, 2005

slant drilling

To have sex with Asian women.

Glenn took a trip to Bangkok to spend some quality time slant drilling in all of those brothels.

by BenSmith April 27, 2006

Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.

Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.

by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009