Sewell Slap

A vicious attack that can, if carried out correctly, be fatal. Usually a spontaneous reaction to an insult from a Slevboy. Said to originate from Communist Russia.

Slevboy: Whilst I was attempting to solve a trap for young players I received a Sewell Slap from that guy with the Sewell Cut.

by Mr. Anonymous February 10, 2004

Slap the Don

aka slap the donald.
phrase commonly referred to as smoking weed.
slap as in smoke. don or donald as in weed.
a simple yet sly phrase to use in public.
great for people with pot smoking experience

-yo sexy greg, you got any donald
--yo fugly faggot with a hot mom, yeah , you wanna slap the don?
-yeah i wanna slap it silly!

by greg "slap the donald"masina August 17, 2007

Calf Slap

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

granny slap

its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!

ask my grandma how it feels!

by Tyler B February 17, 2005

Tit Slap

When an individual (male/female) slaps another with their tit in ones face or torso, be it a man boob or a saggy old D cup tit.

Fuck I hate that guy over there! He is such a fucking ass!I just wanna walk up and tit slap him in the ear

by Rob Doctor September 17, 2008

slap balls

when two men have sex with one female.one penis in the ass and one in the vagina at the same time.from the below angle it appears that the 2 mens balls are slappin together.

yo justin, me and you need to slap balls with that bitch at umass.

by joseph machado February 3, 2007