sloppy topp

When the girl spit and slober over a males dick

I gave my man that sloppy topp last night

by Averykking March 17, 2015

Facebook Slapped

When a person leaves their computer logged onto Facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.

facebook status before Facebook slapped...."Hanging out with firends"
Status after Facebook slap..."I like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!" Or "Sorry ladies I'm GAY!"

by white ninja,steve jock March 28, 2010

Sloppy Jalopy

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.

Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!

by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

Slapping

thrusting your pelvis in a forward motion slapping your wang-doodler against your belly button.

Person 1: Bro have you checked out the new slap magazine?
Person 2: Yeah dude Bill got Slapper of the Year.
Person 1: I heard he's been slapping since 88'.

by slappy slappington January 11, 2012

slapper

1. A loose woman who is in need of being screwed back together. The usage implies that there is not the slightest doubt about the identity of this female.

2. A greeting for someone you really get on well with or, alternatively, whom you actively detest.

1. "Bob gave that slapper one" (The word THAT signifies the interlocutor's certain recognition)

2. "Hello you old slapper!" (The last word is emphasised)

by before we get to the tits! July 23, 2008

sloppy seconds

when you fuck or get with a girl and soon after somebody gets with her he gets your sloppy seconds

guy1: yo i just fucked that girl
guy2:really? you just got my sloppy seconds i fucked her 15 min ago

by a2dat February 17, 2008

ass slapping

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass

1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.

by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004