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rustic man shirt

A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"
by a crisp man March 11, 2018
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shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)
I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.
by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020
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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
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Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.
Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023
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Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
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Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons
Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!
by That smart guy there May 17, 2021
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