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Vincent-Shaming

Vincent-Shaming is when you develop a really unhealthy, completely unreasonable crush on someone called Vincent, whom you've only met like four times and thinking about him takes up your whole day everyday and then your mean roommate says you've been stood up by Vincent.
"i really like Vincent" "haha he doesn't text you back and you're a loser and I'm Vincent-Shaming you"
by Carlogio June 12, 2023
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shame munchies

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!
by i'm kandyce bitch. June 5, 2010
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tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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facebook shame

Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!
Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets
by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015
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Hero shaming

Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.
We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.
by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019
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e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008
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