static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality

the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010

The Shocker

The stupid goddamn name that a couple of '14s are trying to propagate as the new term for 53 Commons, otherwise known as FoCo.

I call FoCo 'the Shocker' because I like to show my peers that I am a truly naive pubefuck.

by The Dartmooooose January 17, 2011

reese's cock pop

Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...

"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"

by the real keyser soze March 3, 2014

Sugar Shock

A sugar high and or sugar rush

I ate so much candy last night and went into a major sugar shock.

by ladybug204 September 29, 2018

scocialology

Science feild in which one learns how humans operate in certain settings, and learn how to aid people.
see therapist

i had to take a socialology class in collage.

by neon_fro February 4, 2005