Skip to main content

Stuff I found "store"

A mostly urban street salesman selling off a table or blanket who sells all sorts of odds and ends that they clearly found in the trash. A typical "store" (located outside of any busy retail location) will be selling 1 old answering machine without the tape, several power cables to god knows what, magazines, a few books, a catalog or two, a glass with four marbles in it and pantyhose.
I picked up a monopoly game minus all the houses from the stuff I found "store" guy outside of the McDonalds on West 3rd street.
by APConn June 8, 2009
mugGet the Stuff I found "store" mug.

stuffamajuff

A common catch-all phrase for anything you cant remember the name of. Usually used to describe several objects, not just one.
I'm gonna go pick up some food and some other stuffamajuff at the store.
by dudeguy17 October 17, 2009
mugGet the stuffamajuff mug.

Stuffs McCrackin

Noun - A person who, after masturbation gets old, "practices" guitar, all day.

- A person who never pays anyone back, even though he gives his word he will. Later on you might find out that this creatures word is as crooked as its fingers.

- This ego might seem to be all this creature has. Except maybe the dimebag in his pocket.

- Do not talk about a female of any sort around this creature, it will get very angry and bark "BUHH" at you. Will not stop until it's message is clear- It's pissed and wants to hear nothing more. Example of the use of mating call/cry of anger: "BUH, there he is!"

-Never question this creature, you will be sorry. It will pound it's "reason" into your head until you end up going crazy.

Person A.) Buh, shut up. No one cares. Buh!

Person B.) But man I....
Person A.) Buh, sdfiwefvdfvdfuck!(???)
Person B.)......
(conversation ends)

WARNING: never let this thing in your car, it might break the shit out of whatever is in the car, or throw tea and stain the interior of your car.
-Haha, you gotta hear this, I saw this Stuffs McCrackin, creepy looking thing, running across the road the other day. It was crying out a lot so my friends and I ran it over, put it out of its misery.
by Flip the Billy February 24, 2011
mugGet the Stuffs McCrackin mug.

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole
would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey
by Clay Torious February 17, 2014
mugGet the stuffin the turkey mug.

Stuff

Things that exist. Or also used to vaguely describe doing activity's.
Also used as a way to avoid talking to a person.
"What are you doing?", "stuff".

"I like this stuff"

"Lets go do some stuff"

"look at all this stuff!"
by ThatGuyThatDoesNotGiveAShit December 24, 2014
mugGet the Stuff mug.

Stuffy dick

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.
Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"
by NotBraden December 31, 2018
mugGet the Stuffy dick mug.

Stuffy Cummy

Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.
Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me
by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 27, 2020
mugGet the Stuffy Cummy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email