Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006

cleveland steamer

An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.

Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.

by Danny May 14, 2004

Bethesda Steamer

Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head

Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.

by gr8pimp January 26, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.

After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005

steam loaf

to lay some hot juicy scat

i burned a hole in the ground with my steam loaf

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Steam Train

What you have to board when you've bought too many games, and now you gotta to play them all.

Dan: HE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES!
Ross: Now we gotta play them all...
Dan: SO ALL ABOURD THE STEAM TRAIN!

Both: Choo choo!

Arin: Stick 'em up, this is a robbery!

by NoahSmarts October 10, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it

if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci

by craps onur April 25, 2004