Obital Speed 

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so

the obital speed is good

Obital Speed by Disonere April 25, 2017

Sonic Speed Shot 

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

Sonic Speed Shot by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

anal speed bag 

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

anal speed bag by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Bathtub Speed 

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

Bathtub Speed by benisthelion October 18, 2017

high-speed garbage 

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.

A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.

high-speed garbage by Spookars May 8, 2018

sanic speed 

- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.

Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.

sanic speed by TheSonicGoodFans August 12, 2018

Shop Speed Festival 

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

Shop Speed Festival by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018